Doom.

I hate the public, and I am not exaggerating. A trip to the mall is my idea of masochism, and the necessary weekly trip to the grocery store is like getting a weekly root canal. Every time I am forced to endure the mob It feels like I am slowly dying as I am forced to watch the decay of the human race.

There is a great number of stupid people, and I am convinced that number is growing exponentially. They are everywhere, and chances are you know a great many, probably at work. If at this point you are thinking, "Wait, I don't think people are stupid." Well, my friend, more than likely you are one of them.

It isn't so much that people are stupid, but it is the sick sense of pride and the diligence with which people keep themselves at such a low intellectual standard. The current and coming generation are a travesty in human terms. While in many ways they have shucked the husks of outdated bigotry and prejudice, they have made up for it with txt speak, and reality tv. There is a belief imprinted in them that if they simply pretend to be enough of a rock star, or celebrity, they will somehow magically become one, so why would they need to actually know anything?

The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is any place 12-26 year olds congregate. Try to have a conversation with one of these robots. You will hear "like" more times than you would at the reading of a book full of similes. If you attempt this try task, make it up to yourself by asking one of them to spell simile and watch as their brain slowly begins to melt.

We are doomed. Doomed I tell you.